Alright you chicken-turkeys, this job seems to take me places I don't expect... and leave me sitting there for a while. So, if you might like a random visit, send me your address and phone number. If I happen to be in your area at a decent hour, I'll give you a call.

It's not likely I'll be in New York or New England, since New York requires an expensive permit (HUT sticker) which Werner is not likely to buy for a truck that isn't supposed to be east of Nebraska, but I was out in Wisconsin, Illinois and Tennessee on the first trip out so... who knows?

When I was in South Saint Paul, Minnesota, a man came into the bathroom, walked into a stall, then said in a loud voice, "Hey there Ke-mo sah-be! You're still alive!" After a pause I realised that he was talking on a cell phone, not to his anatomy.